Questions That Just Need Asking How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice? If you want a happy and healthy horse do...
A Second Wife When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The...
====================== Top 10 Signs You Are Broke 10. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 9. You're formulating a plan to rob the food...
Dressing Down A minister friend went to the store the other day to pick out a new tie to wear for an upcoming wedding he had been asked to perform. He found...
I Know Something... I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy....
Blind Comment I'm a counselor who helps coordinate support groups for visually- impaired adults. Many participants have a condition known as macular ...
Defending the Constitution An older lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so...
Signs You're in for a LONG Sermon 10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the...
Signs THAT YOU'VE GONE OVERBOARD ON HOME IMPROVEMENT by Sandy Lindsey 10. You've built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car garage. 9. You'll...
Tourist Questions Tourists ask a lot of questions as we travel between the Hawaiian Islands on my charter boat. Some people wanted to know, "Does the water go...
The Broken Doll Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. "What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor. "My...
The Mule Legacy A farmer died and left his 17 mules to three sons. His will stated that his oldest son would get half of the mules, the middle one would get...
HERE COMES THE GROOM Fed up with the way the bride invariably steals the show at her own wedding, the university at which Rob Tombes works (exact school ...
The Soap Maker A minister and a soap maker went for a walk together. The soap maker said, "what good is religion? Look at all the trouble and misery of the...
Ten Commandments Pencil A teacher who takes a great deal of pride in her interaction with students noticed a girl in her math class with a nice looking pencil....
WEDDING DAZE A grandmother overheard 5-year-old Christy "playing wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you...
NEW CHANDELIER? The church was considering the purchase of a new Chandelier. A parishioner who was unable to attend the business meeting where it was initially...
Long Sermon The minister delivered his Sunday morning service as usual but this particular Sunday it was considerably longer than normal. However, it was so...
Ice Warning One October my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard...
Couple Communication Couples who have lived together a long time have their own way of communicating. A woman over heard her aunt and uncle one day: "What are...
FUN THINGS (For Kids) TO DO DURING LONG SERMONS Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests. See if a yawn really is contagious. Slap your...
DOGS WELCOME A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with...
The Mule Legacy A farmer died and left his 17 mules to three sons. His will stated that his oldest son would get half of the mules, the middle one would get...
Imaginary Friend Derek had heard the minister preach about the care our Heavenly Father provides. The minister said, "Wherever you go, He will be at your...
HERE COMES THE GROOM Fed up with the way the bride invariably steals the show at her own wedding, the university at which Rob Tombes works (exact school ...
Olive Oil Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair...
The Wedding Song My cousin Marion and the church organist were discussing music for Marion's wedding service. A first-time bride at 30, she said she'd like a...
Chicken Breasts The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disap- pointed to find only a...
SIGNS YOU'RE OVERDOING THANKSGIVING........ * Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you. * Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect...
