The Christian Dentist A dentist came home to his wife excited about the day's events. He had met a fellow dentist who had served in the mission field using his...
Church Commercial A little girl went to church for the first time. After the service, the minister asked how she had liked it. "Well," she she said, then ...
Surgery Prayer Our 4-year-old daughter's surgery was scheduled for 11:30 a.m. We were becoming anxious as time passed and no one came to get her. Finally at...
Definitions You Need to Know AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. - BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending the Service. - CHOIR: A group of...
Warned Again On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my rear- view mirror made me...
DEEP THOUGHTS In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? Why do women always ask questions that...
Communion Practice My little niece, Kelly, went with a neighbor girl to church for First Communion practice. The pastor had the children cup their hands, and...
New Hospital Wing Recently, when a hospital panel, made up of doctors, was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, they got the following ...
The Medical Exam I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have dextrocardia. "What's...
How Do YOU Eat An Oreo Cookie? Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities....
Tea Time One day my wfie was out and I was left in charge of the baby. The little one was about 18 months old at the time. Someone had given her a little tea...
On Haircuts Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane. He then went on to extol the virtues of a good haircut, which, he insisted,...
Fishing on Sunday A village pastor, known for his weakness for trout, preached against fishing on Sunday. The next day one of his members presented him with a...
The Kool-Aid Stand Carl A. Boyle, a sales representative, was driving home when he saw a group of young children selling Kool-Aid on a corner in his ...
Baseball Explained This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one that's in, sends players out one at a time, to see if they can get in...
Family Psychology Course During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a family psychology course as part of his studies at the...
Unanswered Questions Volume I How many parking spaces do you need to make a parking lot? Is it just a few or a lot? Why can't you break a bubble underwater? ...
Unanswered Questions Vol. II If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High? If drinking and...
Unanswered Questions Vol. III Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread? If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a...
TV Revenge My Sister-in-law, Jeanie, works at a local grocery store. One day a woman came through the check-out line. When it came time to pay for her...
Beats Shopping Last summer my wife and I met a couple who were friends of my wife at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited...
Hey Guys: I don't have a clue what happened. The server sent out six (Yes, 6) copies of our most recent posting. Must have been some kind of a blip. Curiouser...
CHEERFUL GIVER One Sunday morning a father gave his son a couple of quarters and a dollar. "Put the dollar in the offering," the father said, "then you can...
Courtroom Complaint During court one day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note reading: "Blind on right side, may be falling. Please call someone." ...
The Thunderstorm Hailey, age 4, heard a thunderstorm rumbling overhead and asked her parents and grandparents to listen to it. After the thunder stopped, ...
Being Overweight... A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits. Being...
Magnet A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this question: "My full...
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cat's facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just...
Drinking Christian A woman who happened to be a dedicated Christian and faithful member of her church had been working really hard to get the catsup to come ...
Triviata Part #1 Things you don't know, but should.... This has happened in the USA 100 times....94 times officially. What is it? Answer: Mother's day....
