Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when...
Sasha Chislenko
sasha1@...
May 3, 2000 3:02 pm
1070
LNG0728@...
May 3, 2000 3:04 pm
1071
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Half-Baked Headlines ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ · Include Your Children when Baking...
Sasha Chislenko
sasha1@...
May 22, 2000 7:12 pm
1072
Hello Intelligent Ones! I am a humor columnist and new to the group. I am a Texan living in Holland teaching English to Chinese and Indonesian students. I...
tammie@...
May 22, 2000 7:12 pm
1073
Here are the top reasons why you should go to work naked. 13. No one ever steals your chair. 12. Toner ink is really hard to get off of your blouse. 11. Much...
J. R. Molloy
jr@...
May 22, 2000 7:12 pm
1074
I know you were wondering where I have been...alas, the wait is no longer. I had a near death experience yesterday. Actually, technically it was a death ...
J. R. Molloy
jr@...
May 22, 2000 7:12 pm
1075
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS: Chain Letter Type 1: (scroll down) Make a wish!!! Really, go on and make one!!! Oh please, they'll never go out with...
jens hillmann
jh99@...
May 22, 2000 7:12 pm
1076
NEW GROUP FORMING----MINDCRAMPS------ Mindcramps is a new group forming for people who whould like to contrubute to writing a humourous Top Ten List on a...
PaulMrx@...
May 22, 2000 7:12 pm
1077
Gloria Grillo
cirimar@...
May 22, 2000 7:12 pm
1078
MELVIN DURAI'S HUMOR COLUMN "WE COULD ALL USE MORE LOVE" I was excited the other day. Elated, ecstatic, enraptured and all the other e-words. I received an...
humor@...
May 22, 2000 7:12 pm
1079
no offense or anything, but do you mind posting the actual humor on the group instead of sending just a link? i dont know about anyone else, but it would make ...
qwerty
qwerty2887@...
May 22, 2000 9:50 pm
1080
Here's one of the latest things I've posted to my mailing list at http://funny.as/mailinglist ( email theselectfew- subscribe@onelist.com to join). If you like...
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individual73@...
Jun 6, 2000 11:06 pm
1081
Just in case you ever have a "bad day", think about this...... 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was...
LNG0728@...
Jun 6, 2000 11:06 pm
1082
Book titles you probably won't ever see: 20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno 19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver 18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan...
J. R. Molloy
jr@...
Jun 6, 2000 11:07 pm
1083
Only in America..... A New Orleans lawyer sought an F.H.A. loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a...
LNG0728@...
Jun 6, 2000 11:07 pm
1084
SON-OF-A-BITCH A group of nuns were traveling in a car when it had a flat tire. They got out and tried to change it, but being rather unworldly, they don't...
bob.... bwjokes
bwjokes2@...
Jun 16, 2000 6:21 am
1085
I went to the page yesterday and I was laughing so hard my head hurt you can see the page at http://www.geocities.com/middlefingerproductions...
steve ...
steve5040@...
Jun 16, 2000 6:21 am
1086
stan
hondo83@...
Jun 16, 2000 6:22 am
1087
Dear Dr. Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with...
LNG0728@...
Jun 16, 2000 6:22 am
1088
And There They Go by Robert Byron A few years ago, I had the chance to interview the never existing world-renowned rock and roll superstars of the band "And...
Absolute Robeo
rbyron@...
Jun 16, 2000 6:22 am
1089
Sentient Meat "They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "Meat. They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts...
LNG0728@...
Jun 16, 2000 6:22 am
1090
Sexual One-liners A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst. What do you say to a...
bob.... bwjokes
bwjokes2@...
Jun 16, 2000 6:22 am
1091
from: Bob check out my homepage at: http://www.linksturs.com sign up for the joke list at: http://www.egroups.com/subscribe/bwjokes ...
bob.... bwjokes
bwjokes2@...
Jun 16, 2000 6:22 am
1092
Did you know there are 19 holes in a round of Golf? Look: http://www.cadenscastle.com/19th_hole/ -DP...
donny
Donny@...
Jun 25, 2000 3:43 am
1093
A man called into a local radio station and told the 'morning guys' that his wife had given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn't going to get any...
bob.... bwjokes
bwjokes2@...
Jun 25, 2000 3:43 am
1094
from: Bob check out my homepage at: http://www.linksturs.com sign up for the joke list at: http://www.egroups.com/subscribe/bwjokes ...
bob.... bwjokes
bwjokes2@...
Jun 25, 2000 3:43 am
1095
Haircuts Women's version: Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you...
bob.... bwjokes
bwjokes2@...
Jun 25, 2000 3:43 am
1096
From: "Steve Wilson Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" "They're mating, ...
bob.... bwjokes
bwjokes2@...
Jun 25, 2000 3:43 am
1097
25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90s 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. 2. You now think of three espressos as "getting...
J. R. Molloy
jr@...
Jun 25, 2000 3:43 am
1098
A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles." She said, "Fill out this form and supply your...
