A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: "NERDS NOT...
A man goes into a pub, takes a seat at the bar, and orders five shots. The bartender gives him an odd look since he's all by himself, but he serves up the five...
What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? All you have to do is scratch the box to win. ... How are women and rocks alike? The flat ones...
One day Pebbles Flintstone was in bed with Fred and Wilma. They were both naked. Pebbles sees Fred's penis and says, "Daddy, what's that?" and Fred says...
=== Dogs Welcome === A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my...
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"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?" "Sure," a teenage boy...
On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife...
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This blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So, she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a...
A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could...
What do a fur trapper and a necrophiliac have in common??? They are both looking for dead beaver!! What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in...
An out-of-work actor gets a call from his agent one day. "I got you a job. It's a one-liner." "That's okay!" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so...
adulthumor Just in case you weren't feeling too old today,this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin put together...
WARSAW (AP)-- In an apparent copycat terrorist act, Polish terrorists Stosh and Yonko Binladenski have hijacked a Goodyear Blimp. So far, they have bounced...
When I was a little girl, I had a little thing When I would go to bed, I'd put my finger in. Now I am much older, my thing has lost its charm Now it takes 5...
Top Proposed Names for the new WONDERBREAD, made with Genetically Modified Wheat! 11. SuperBread 10. PonderLoaf 9. GlutenWad 8. MegaToast 7. UberSlice 6....
A guy goes into the doctor's office and says he has a problem in his rectum. The doctor tells him to take off his pants and sees that there is a lettuce...
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