ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-01-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY "You look like Helen Brown." She nodded her head. "Yes, I know," was her sad reply....
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for the week 07-02-04 PART 1: MOORE CHENEY & CLINTON AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * MICHAEL MOORE & FAHRENHEIT 9/11 Top Ten...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for the week 07-02-04 Part 2 The Rest of the News AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP OF THE WEAK Bush ads call John Kerry's...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-03-04 THE GROANERS Shortly after Sonny Bono's untimely demise, I was having a drink with my friend Harry, a highly...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-05-04 THE ONE-LINERS They went and told the sexton and the sexton tolled the bell. (Thomas Hood) I have found where...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-06-04 HOLIDAY PUNS – CANADA DAY When you cross the border on your way south from Canada, you can see an ad...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 07-07-04 DAFFYNITIONS Youthful Figure: What you get when you ask a woman her age (Stan Kegel) Bellhop: A dangerous game played by...
In a new sex survey they found that 18% of people had sex four or more times a week. Now here is the interesting part. That number drops to 2% when you add,...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-08-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them -- after...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for the week 07-09-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS FROM 1984 REVISITED Classic “Boondocks” originally printed March...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-10-04 THE GROANERS When I first started practice 44 years ago, each staff physician was required to cover the local...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-12-04 THE ONE-LINERS For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble. (Glenn A....
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-13-04 Riddles and Puns for the 6 to 14 year old JEST FOR KIDS * THE RIDDLES Where do bees go after they get...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 07-14-07 DAFFYNITIONS Retail: To surgically restore a severed distal extremity (Stan Kegel Death: An inescapable conclusion. (Jason...
As an avid paronomastic I tend to have an unconventional way of looking at things. Here are some of my thoughts to consider on deciding how you will vote in...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-15-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY I used to be a Viagra salesman, but just couldn't keep it up (Laurie Ann Poole) ...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for 07-16-04 IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY I love that the Department of Homeland Security always tells Americans if...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-17-04 THE GROANERS In Davis, CA, a man who used to perform autopsies has been arrested for taking home 157 pounds...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-19-04 THE ONE-LINERS I think a good commercial would be to show how Tide detergent can wash the stain out of the Shroud...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-20-04 JEST FOR KIDS * THE RIDDLES How do you know a big train just passed? I saw the tracks. (Betty Debnam:...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK DAFFYNITIONS & VERBAL ABUSE Resent: To post an e-mail a second time (Stan Kegel) Colt: The best way to drink beer. (Jason Dias) ...
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-22-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY They will pass out free condoms, you know, But not sex toys for women, and so If a...
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. ... Doctor, I think I'm losing my hearing. What are the symptoms ? It's an...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS for 07-23-04 IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY "This Commission recommends an Intelligence Czar to oversee all agencies."...
Humor is universal and the same joke appears in many cultures. Sometimes only minor changes need be made as changing a church to a synagogue in "Repaint and...
PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-26-04 THE ONE-LINERS "Bootleg liquor, drugs, prostitution, numbers... and you think they care about a little fudging...
GROANERS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-24-04 THE GROANERS A shocking autobiography by someone we will call Monica L. Is expected to be out soon and will...
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-27-04 JEST FOR KIDS * THE RIDDLES Why did the runner bring his barber to the Olympics? He wanted to shave a few...
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 07-28-04 DAFFYNITIONS & VERBAL ABUSE Nougat: Intestinal transplant (Stan Kegel) Limbo: Place where arms and legs go when they die....
ADULT PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 07-29-04 PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers. (Judy's Jokes)...
